How to create a pet dinosaur.

Have you ever wanted your own personal dinosaur.  Someone to take care of, share moments with, and occasionaly play fetch with neighbor's body?  This is a step by step instruction set to bringing a piece of the Jurassic period into your living room.

Description of Equipment:

•      Vials are for genetic incubation
• Syringes are for transmuting genetic code from storage to incubation
• Shaving cream is to smuggle genetic code from researchers
• the money is to fund the creation, housing, and food needed for dinosaur growth
• cows are for food
• alan wrench is for incubator maintenance   

Equipment:

• 200 vials and syringes
• 1 shaving cream cannister
• $15,000,000
• 1,255 cows
• An alan wrench
• 2 capsules 

Instructions:

1. Harvest genetic material
1. get fossiled mosquito
2. use syringe to extract dino DNA 
2. Replace missing genetic code 
1. use syringe to extract DNA from frog
2. sequence DNA with dino DNA 
3. Put DNA in capsule for incubation period
1. place in incubater
2. keep track of progress 
4. Witness the birth of your life long friend
1. Keep egg warm until it hatches
2. love tenderely  
5. Care for dinosaur for duration of your life
1. feed cows till supply is exhausted
2. call for help 

Matthew Kable

Tori Veltri

Kevin Azar