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How To Become Alien

 

Have you ever wanted to become Alien?  Follow these simple steps to ensure your transition is smooth.  Disclaimer: You will have to die a very painful death.

 

Materials

Alien Egg - from planet LV-426

Hex Key - 6mm

You

 

Directions

1. Make sure 6mm hex key is in your pocket.

2. Walk deep into planet LV-426's caves.

3. Find egg.

4. Be confused and wait for egg to wiggle.

5. Offer face to hatched egg.

6. Allow Alien baby to attach to face.

7. Incubate new Alien in your chest.

8. Birth Alien through chest cavity.

9. Die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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