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Ryan's Owen's Ikea fun instruction page (Lightsaber)

Page history last edited by Ryan Thai 9 years, 2 months ago

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Ryan Thai

Owen Pierce

 

How to use the Light saber for good.

 

Ingredients

10 bars of rare titanium metal

1 Jedi order sticker

1 rare synthetic light saber crystal

40 medium length rare titanium screws

1 wooden ikea peg (z wrench)  A MUST HAVE!!  NEEDED TO BE INCLUDED IN THE PACKAGE FOR INSTALLATION.... ELSE RETURN WITH FULL REFUND 

 

Jar Jar Binks not required (He should not use the light saber or even touch one at all knowing how clumsy he is)

 

The types of light sabers (from left to right)

The good

The bad

The ugly

 

The directions to get a light saber

  1. Get Jedi master training.  Especially from Yoda!!!
  2. Learn the power of your light saber.  Be able to chop people's body parts off. 
  3. Know your light saber inside and out.  So, you can assemble one using the Force
  4. Impress your dead masters.  Those who went to 'Force' heaven.

 

(The life of Luke Skywalker illustration)

 

 

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